Welcome to mynameisnotedward.com, home of Ian "Buzzsaw" Barnes, The Worlds Most "Twidentified" Man! Since the phenomenon known as Twilight swept the world (late 2008), my life has radically changed.
It seems like overnight I was suddenly getting stopped, stared at, having my hair touched, being called "Edward" and various other nonsense. It started happening so often and repeatedly that I had to make up the word "twidentified" to describe it. My life became such a carnival of chaos that I went through at least 43 twidentity crisis. During one of these I became so deluded that I thought I turned into Robert Pattinson's long lost brother Richie AKA D-Patz.
In November 2009 I decided to embrace it and follow the story, so my journey began. In the last two months I have driven from Seattle to Los Angeles for the Eclipse premier, and from LA to Forks.
Now I am in Forks, getting up in the mornings and wondering if someone will give me money simply because Rob looks like me (he is younger, I looked this way first!). So far they have, in fact I have taken pictures with happy people from all around the world! And I have only been here since June 28th.
So if you want to follow us on the web I will be posting video, music, and of course pictures so you can follow me on this crazy adventure!
Thanks again for your support, love Buzzsaw PS-Come out to Forks and find us before the summer ends!
Our Store is located at 41 South Forks Avenue Forks, WA 98331
Our Mailing Address is: PO Box 147 Forks, WA 98331